I came back to this garbage can for Mad Sweeney and Laura Moon
centaurs are cool in theory but would be so fucking creepy if they were real
hey do you think that centaurs would have human or horse intelligence & awareness?
human intelligence with horse instincts
human brain: i am an intelligent being
horse brain: *gets surprised by a bird and runs for a mile*
Russos: we’ve managed to fuck up a character arc beyond recognition lmao
D&D, arriving on a dragon: hold my Starbucks Latte
I feel like… Anyone who tries to outlaw abortion should be legally required to raise a parrot
“This is a lifetime commitment I didn’t ask for!” Yeah, so is a baby. “It’s loud and my neighbors hate me!” Baby. “I was never trained how to raise an exotic bird! I have no idea what I’m doing!” Baby. “It’s expensive! It’s intelligent! It yells swears at top volume and bites me when its mad! I have three kids and a full time job, I don’t have time for a high maintenance pet!” ….Baby
Don’t forget to give the parrot legal human status so if they don’t take care of it they go to jail
This isn’t fair to parrots
Looks like the twist ending is that D&D are the final bosses and all of the fans have to unite as one force to take them down via public humiliation
every character for 8 years: i am gonna kill cersei lannister
just like. a literal rock: hold my beer
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amandatoleary: Magnus finally in his happy place with his love. Such a fun look to create. @harryshumjr@shadowhunterstv #shadowhunters#shadowhuntersthefinalhunt@stefanieterzo 🌹
